Explicit Lyrics Warning Sticker - Funny Anti-Table Sitting Decal for Home & Office - Perfect for Music Studios, Dorm Rooms, and Workspaces
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Product Description *** THIS CD WAS ONE OF NY ROCK'S TOP 10 FOR 2001! *** * Stalking people * Pyromania * Compulsive disorders * Experiences with old prostitutes * Intimate relationship with dead people * A control freak who eventually drives his wife to extreme measures It's all here on this CD- Songs that make you laugh while you're gasping in horror. It's music that brings out a little bit of the psychopath in all of us. 'But are these songs true? Am I a bad person for listening? I'm so very scared and confused. Troy obviously has some issues and I'm not sure I want to condone them by buying his CD. It's like laughing at the mentally ill- it's just not appropriate.' Screw the little voice in your head. He's a little jerk and I think he owes me money. Despite what anybody tells you, it's OK to listen to Troy Lukkarila music. Just enjoy! Don't Sit on Tables of the follow up to the critically acclaimed Every Day is Garbage Day. About the Artist Troy Lukkarila is a songwriter who hides out in Jacksonville, occasionally emerging to play a few songs in coffee shops. "Don't Sit On Tables" is Troy Lukkarila's second CD. His previous CD, "Every Day is Garbage Day," received outstanding critical acclaim. Band Members: Troy Lukkarila; Mark Creega; Joe Flowers; Sean Jones; Alan Justiss; David Lauderdale; Tracey Moore; Roy Peak; Craig Spirko; Rebecca Zapem
Customer Reviews
I was lying on the living room floor when I first heard Troy Lukkarila. I immediately poked my head up & said, "What is this? I like it!" A couple more songs into the album I shouted, "I love this!" By the end it was my new favorite cd.If you're tired of the ordinary, bored with the predictable and the weird just isn't weird enough then this cd is definately for you. Refreshing lyrics like "Dead women are the only women I can ever seem to get" or "love is more potent than any can of mace" juxtaposed with pleasant melodies reminiscent of The Muppet Movie are just the right spice to liven up any stew. It makes your whites whiter and your brights brighter. Simply brilliant.
